Oh shiit today was fuucking funny alright. I was with my girl we were gonna fuuck but we had no condoms. I go to a store with her and steal a box of em, but right when I get out the door this guy shows me his badge and tells me to come with him. So I'm like oh fuuck and trippin balls, he tells me I'm under arrest and gets all my info. Doesn't put cuffs on me thank god, but he calls my dad and he comes to pick me up. But he tells my dad no charges are filed since I was honest with him (meaning I told him I stole the condoms because I had no money and I wanted to fuuck my gf.) Haha but in the end my biitch had to go home before we could fuuck. Today is a new day to fuuck. Woohoo.
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