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PostSubject: Hey. :D   Thu Nov 27, 2008 7:10 am

Sup guys, I'm Amir. I met Tawny on another Maplestory server we play together Smile

I'm fat, i think that pretty much covers me =X Oh, and Tawny is my Mommy Smile

A lil joke for you guys:
A Chick With Long Legs
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order.

The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?" "I'll have a beer too" says the ostrich.
The bartender pours the beer and says "That will be $3.40 please," and
the man reaches into his pocket and pays with the exact change for
payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again, and the man says
"I'll have a beer," and the ostrich says "I'll have the same." Once
again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This became a routine until late one evening, the two enter again. "The
usual?" asks the bartender."Well, it's close to last call, so I'll have
a large Scotch" says the man. "Same for me" says the ostrich. "That
will be $7.20" says the bartender. Once again the man pulls exact
change out of his pocket and places it on the bar.

The bartender can't hold back his curiosity any longer. "Excuse me,
sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of
your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I
found this old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me
two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever needed to pay for
anything, I just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money
will be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the bartender. "Most people would wish for a
million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want
for as long as you live!""That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk,
or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.

"That's fantastic!" says the bartender. "You are a genius! ... Oh, one other thing sir, what's with the ostrich?"

The man replies, "Oh, my second wish was for a chick with long legs."
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PostSubject: Re: Hey. :D   Thu Nov 27, 2008 7:16 am

Hey there sonny boy. <3 [[:

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PostSubject: Re: Hey. :D   Thu Nov 27, 2008 7:20 am

Heya Mommy<3
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PostSubject: Re: Hey. :D   Fri Nov 28, 2008 12:30 am

Amir, my man, how ya been?
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PostSubject: Re: Hey. :D   Fri Nov 28, 2008 12:31 am

He's been seducing Tawny D: Lmao's.

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PostSubject: Re: Hey. :D   Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:05 am

GioElectric wrote:
He's been seducing Tawny D: Lmao's.
I hope not. That's my job. I dun wanna be outta work. D:
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PostSubject: Re: Hey. :D   Fri Nov 28, 2008 4:55 am

My bad Andy D: i'll lay low for a while. Anyways, Sup guys Very Happy

P.S Andy, Tawny said you know me? D: I'm scared.
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PostSubject: Re: Hey. :D   Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:30 pm

Aholyshyts. Hey thur Ahhmeer.
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PostSubject: Re: Hey. :D   Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:40 pm

*Has no idea who you ppl are D:*
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PostSubject: Re: Hey. :D   Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:09 pm

Hi, im Orion. Now you know me!
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